Thank you Dinner Breaker for the excellent and educational video. I hope that your message will reach out to everyone in the fighting game community and to ArcSys. We must stop those waifus together!

Everyone, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that precious cinnamon roll Merkava has made it into the game. Now father Hakumen and son Merkava are reunited and shall work together to defeat the waifus. The bad news is that Adachi and Susanoo are not confirmed. In fact, they have just been replaced by... the shitty waifus. These waifus? They come from the world of Senran "Boobs" Kagura. It seems that Mori has made a deal to allow even more waifus to invade BB Cross Tag Battle. I wasn't able to predict this would happen. I thought it was just a pervert's fanfiction to add Senran Fucking Kagura. But Mori made it happen... Adachi and Susanoo, I'm sorry, but you both will have to wait...

Although the waifus have invaded... Although they just brought more boobs into the game... There is still hope. Merkava and Hakumen. Even though Adachi and Susanoo won't be able to participate in this battle, Merkava and Hakumen will finish the job for the team. They will make sure to eat and beat shit out of all the waifus including the shitty waifus from Senran Kagura. Although, we are going to need all the support we can get to defeat the waifus.

The Waifu Wars have begun!

To Dinner Breaker, if you are reading this message.

Help us Dinner Breaker, you're our only hope!

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